You know what he told me?
...He told me that didn't sound lucrative.
REALLY??? Say it with me, people...
You all know this, right??? I'm seriously wondering how I married him without first requiring that he watch all of the old episodes of "Arrested Development". I mean, Tobias's amazing "I shot my wad..." quote is on my Facebook profile.
Besides, they torched the banana stand. Anyway, I'm off to a field day today at work. Just the idea of it makes me think of that episode of "The Office" where they go to the lake for "team building". Pray for me.