Guys, I want you to meet my best friend. Her name is Victoria. I call her V. She's my cancerian lover. Our birthdays are days apart, and I'm positive that we became friends with another person for the express purpose of meeting and becoming best friends.
Okay girls. Don't hate on her for how gorgeous she is. She has the biggest heart. And she will make you laugh. And she works in the film industry.
...So if you're gonna hate her, do it because she is awesome sauce times one billion. And now, this best friend of mine has a blog where she's sharing her life with you and me. You need to avoid this blog, because I don't want you stealing my best friend go read it and love her.