Wednesday, January 30, 2013

If I ruled the world

Yesterday was a little bit intense for me.  As I wrote it on Monday night, all I could think was, "these people are getting up close and personal with my biggest failure of my adult life.  Lord, have mercy."  So thank you, from the bottom of my heart for your kindness, your wisdom, your compassion, your understanding.  If ever I have laid my heart bare in a post, it was yesterday, and you all were very gentle.  I love you for that, now and always.

But today we are going to be talking about much happier things.  Brie at Wine Fueled Girl asked everyone to answer the age old monologue prompt "If I ruled the world".  Well, I am all on board with that, as I am great at giving my opinion about everything and anything in life.

If I ruled the World...

Every country would run on the same schedule the Spaniards have.  Wake up later, a nap mid-day, and party your pants off all night.  None of this waking up at 6:00am or earlier for work business.

Sending cards and letters via postal mail would be obligatory. Everyone loves pretty mail.

Air travel would be super-cheap for bloggers, so that they could go visit their blogger friends whenever the mood strikes.

Nobody would have issues with "slow metabolisms".  Carbs for all!

Everyone between the ages of 18-70 would have to either work, or be actively raising a child.  With so many people in the work force, the requirements for being full-time could be lowered, giving more time for friends, family, and hobbies.

Say it with me people... no wine hangovers.  EVER AGAIN.

We would all be respectful of each other's religious and political beliefs.

Boys would love romantic comedies.

A greater percentage of the male population would look just like Matt Damon.  Swoon.  They would all be my pool boys.

Mass transit wouldn't be such a pain in the butt, and so unsanitary.  And thus, everyone would use it.  No traffic jams ever!

There are a lot of other things I would do, but let's face it, what's more important than fixing metabolic issues and hangovers?  Not a lot in my book.  What would you do if you ruled the world?


  1. I love all of these! Especially super cheap flights!!

  2. bahahaha. I love this. Can we add Mark Wahlberg with Matt Damon, please? I just drooled on my keyboard. And I kind of have a thing for bald men... have we talked about my fascination with Mr. Clean?

    Also, Spanish culture should be mandatory. Wake up, eat, go to work, eat, take a nap, eat some more, do a little more work, go home, eat, & party all night. As long as wake up time isn't before 10. =)

  3. Thanks so much for linking up!!! I seriously was laughing at this! Your world doesn't sound too shabby especially fast metabolism!!!

  4. Cheap airfare and fast metabolisms! I can get on board with those things :)

  5. I'd like to live in your world, please! This sounds amazing :)

  6. Can I move into your world please? I love the idea of super cheap air fare for bloggers.

  7. I would let you rule the world. I'm generally against dictatorships, but I think yours would be splendid.

  8. I love the cheap air fare for bloggers... I would visit all the time! = )


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