Would it shock you in the slightest if I told you that I just deleted 2 really whiny paragraphs about how I want to go be a hermit in the woods after New Year's is over? Because I just did. This very accuratly describes my state of being, without a doubt.
As I write this on Thursday night, I'm winding down from a crazy, disjointed day where I vastly overslept, had 5 minutes to get ready, and was 10 minutes late for work. Eff. Thank the good lord for dry shampoo!!! Where that stuff has been my whole life I don't know, but it will certainly be a part of my world from here on out.
But TODAY is Friday!!! Which means that TONIGHT at 7:30pm EST, 4:30pm PST we're having a Christmas party! I'm going to be drinking egg nog. I had every intention of eating homemade cookies, but I ran out of time to do that. So I may whip up some raw cookie dough for the express purpose of eating it raw. Yum. Oh, and I will be rocking a sweater. Even better than this one:
...Isn't that how all of the fashion bloggers decide an outfit is awesome? They look so heinous their man friends won't think of them in a romantic way. No joke, when I was new to the blogging world, I followed fashion blogs where their husbands and boyfriends did not want to be seen in public with them 45% of time. This may be why I no longer read fashion blogs.
That was a tangent. I would say sorry, but I'm totally not sorry. I know you guys love it. And if you think I'm random here, you should email with me, or skype with me. I am obscenely random. Even if you can't make it tonight, let's make a date to chat soon. No need to stalk, let's be friends. If you're reading this and you've never commented, I triple dog dare you to leave a comment. Don't be shy, we're all friends around here. You can even just say "hi" and leave it at that. I'll do the rest. I promise!
And if that didn't sound totally creepy, and like I am 100% desperate for friends, I don't know what would. That was awkward. But I stand by it. The end.